Jonathan Cainer's Mobile Horoscopes
Sat, 25 Apr 2015

Your Week Ahead: 'Wake up, it's time to take your sleeping tablet.' That statement, surely, represents the epitome of futility. Or maybe there are dafter things to do and say. And maybe soon, if you are not careful, you'll find out what they are. There's a sort of Alice-In-Wonderland quality to the logic in your life at the moment. All seems sensible till you stop and notice that one person is painting the roses red while another is running hard to stay in the same place. Do as little as possible this week, until you can truly see a point in doing anything.

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