Your May Forecast: We regret to announce that, sadly, due to commercial considerations, we can no longer supply a free zodiac forecast on this page every day. From now on, the very reasonable sum of just $10 will be charged for every word you read. So far today you have read over 50 words. So, as a special introductory discount offer, we'll make that a straight $400 that you now owe the publishers of this page. Happy with that? Of course not! Nor should you be happy with the other outrageous demand that is being made of you this month. This one is every bit as much of a joke... so don't take it so seriously!