Jonathan Cainer's Mobile Horoscopes
Sat, 25 Mar 2017

Your Week Ahead: Do you find yourself feeling unable to move on? With your ruler being retrograde for some time now, a situation could be feeling so difficult to move past that, in the words of TV's Blackadder, there hasn't been 'a stickier situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun'. But the Cosmos has a cunning plan. The New Moon conjunct Venus provides the impetus for a way out. And, as Mercury enters your sign at the end of this week, making you 'sharper than a page of Oscar Wilde's witticisms, sprinkled with lemon juice', you'll have the wit to find it!

Your Week Ahead - Love Focus: Are you stuck, scuppered or stranded? Is there no hope? Should I resign as your astrologer because I can see nothing bright on your horizon? Of course it's not that bad! As a matter of fact, it's not even a bit bad. I just thought I'd ask a few dismal questions to reflect your current, uncharacteristic tendency to paint pessimistic pictures. That's a reflection of a retrograde Venus. But, with Mars in your sign, you have the energy to change a great deal of what you dislike in your emotional life. All it takes is courage, and you have plenty of that!

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