Your Daily Horoscope, from Jonathan Cainer with Oscar Cainer
Your Daily Horoscope, from Jonathan Cainer with Oscar Cainer

by Oscar Cainer
Libra, Saturday, 24 September 2016

Your Week Ahead: Some subjects are not supposed to be funny. If people laugh when they're raised, it's the nervous laughter of apprehension, or the defiant laughter of the rebel. Most of us prefer protocol, doing what feels most appropriate; sticking with what seems right. A suggestion is being made that sounds rather 'funny', though not in the comedic sense. Should you feel offended or inspired? Well, there's no law that says you mustn't have a sense of adventure. And, as you prepare for a New Moon and a Jupiter-Sun conjunction, now's the time for some excitement.

Your Week Ahead - Love Focus:

In preparing your forecast I can't help but be reminded of Swiss Toni, a character from The Fast Show. He was a chap who gave unsolicited advice on how to woo the 'laydeez', whilst never having the success to prove it! Yet, if Swiss Toni had been a real Libran, in the here and now, instead of a comedic construct... this may have been his moment. The universe is sending you gifts. Flowers, chocolates, fine wines... whatever it thinks will get you into the right mood. Even if these pitifully stereotypical temptations fail to open your heart, somewhere out there is a combination that will unlock it.

Now the Sun and Jupiter are in alignment it's a time for personal growth and to find new meaning in your life's journey. A horoscope chart will help guide you to a better, happier future. Until the New Moon on Oct 1st there's a 20% discount on all chart readings. Discover your hidden power... download your discounted chart-reading now! (OFFER ENDS OCT 1st)

Read your General, Love and Money 2016 Sun Sign forecasts here..

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